It would be impossible
for you to guess my name.
I challenge you.
HINT:
I once ruled a Birdseed Conglomerate.
I've prepared these pictures of me for you. I look very handsome and I thought you might like to frame them for your mantle piece. If I was ever to take over someone's company, and I would be in charge, you would know it because this picture of me would be everywhere. Including on your mantle (by mandate). Thank you very much,
signed the Bad Elephant.